My shot at a comedy fanfic. ;)

Here I am, trying to write a comedy fanfic (LOL).

Anyways, prologue.

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Furion: Gawd, I am so lazy today.
Magina: Why is that? Fatha
Furion: No idea, I just am.
Magina: Weirdo.
Furion: No you. I am your father! >:3 Now go shine my staff.
Magina: FFFUUU- I wanna kill gnolls.
Furion: Poke them with my staff, noob.
Magina: Hands full, using two moon blades, hellooo? Idiot.
Furion: STFU Slut.

*Furion raises his staff and traps Magina in trees*

Furion: If you blink the world tree will eat you.
Magina: No way.

*blinks*

Furion: I meant blink with your eyes.
Magina: But I'm blind.
Furion: FU. Smart ass bitch. Go fap over the treants.
Magina: Eh? Sure.
Furion: *facepalm*

Traxex: WTF are you two doing? Ghouls are breaking towers.
Furion: And if we refuse to help?
Magina: Ehh, aren't we kinda forced to do that? o_o
Traxex: Towers die, Scourge get money, Scourge pwn us later. >_<
Furion: HOLY SH- Your right! Imma go get mah staff.
Magina: Smart ass. Your holding it.

Furion: ....I knew that.

*Furion teleports in the middle of ghouls*

Furion: HOLY FU- Crap, i'm trapped.

*raises staff and waves it over trees*

Furion: GOGO TREANTS! FK EM.

*treants wander off*

Furion: SON OF A -

*Furion gets raped by ghouls*

Furion: CRAP. MY VIRGINITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Traxex and Magina: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Traxex: Cool. We can watch from the base. TVs are awesome!
Magina: I know right?

Sven: WTF are you two doing here? Furion's virginity is being stolen! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHINGGGG??!?!?!?!?!

Traxex: We were.
Magina: Noob.
Sven: What? You were? K. Imma join you!

*the three laughs at Furion*

Furion: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. MY VIRGINITYYYYYY

Narrator: And thus, Furion loses *chuckles* his *laughs* VIRGINITY! *laughs like a maniac*

*Furion walks in the base, his body surrounded with unknown liquid. (SEMEN LOLOLOLOLOL)*

Traxex: lolwut, That was funny, I have to be honest.
Magina: +1 on that.
Sven: +2

Furion: Fu- YOU. STFU ABOUT IT. ITS NOT FUNNY! *cries like a girl*

Drow: Dude, It was about time you lost your virginity. Seriously, your like 15000 years old? Gawd, noob.

Magina: As a matter of fact, Traxex has a point LOL.

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Meh imma stop this crappy fanfic here for now.

Hahahahahaaa.. Furion lost his virginity? You have to continoue this, makes me fell better.

u better not hoping for me to write some. if i do, it'll be rated XXX. grown man knows best.

Do it Rock. Its your DESTINY.

stfu. i wont spam porn here. PM sounds good though.

LOL. Go do it.

oh gawd. nice fanfic. very funneh!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Even the narrator laughed!!!

i lol'd

10/10

Wow!!! Lololol

LOL!nice one DZ!!!

Chapter 1

Traxex: Eh, so what now.
Furion: FU fking undead-but-in-sentinel-slut.
Traxex: NO YOU. 15000 year old bastard who just lost his virginity.
Furion: Don't bring that up or imma steal your bow and burn it.
Traxex: FU. LIKE I CARE.
Furion: Imma steal your dildo and burn it.
Traxex: CARP. (Carp>Crap)

Magina: Both of you, Gawd. STFU! *facepalm*
Sven: Yeah, what the blind-gay-elf said.
Magina: Son of a -.. STFU, blue guy who takes steroids saying he has God's strength.
Sven: OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? FKING STALKER.
Magina: Crap.

Traxex: It's carp, dumbass.

Sven: OMG MAGINA IS A STALKER ONOZ ONOZ ONOZ. HE'S ALSO AN EMO FAGBOY BECAUSE HE LOST HIS BROTHER.
Magina: FU Lies.

Furion: Roit.

*Terrorblade mysteriously appears*

Terrorblade: OMG. YOUR BULLYING MAGINA?!?!?!

Sven: Yup. Got a problem with that?
Terrorblade: You should have called me. I do it best.
Traxex: Cool.
Furion: Awesome.

Terrorblade: Lulz lulz look an emo fagboy crying lulz lulz.

Furion: That wasn't funny.
Terrorblade: You have no sense of humor.
Traxex: No seriously it wasn't
Sven: Kinda evil for a brother, don't you think?

Magina: OMG, you guys are defending me? Awesomee *cries manly tears*

Sven: STFU Emo Fagboy.
Traxex and Furion: *laughs*

Terrorblade: *facepalm*

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Lich King: Anub'arak. I want you to do something for me.
Anub'arak: What?
Lich King: Go get me starbucks. I'll take a Grande Vanilla Frappe
Anub'arak: No starbucks in Ashenvale.
Lich King: Carp. Go steal my 12301830823190283 branches from the Sentinel base then.
Anub'arak: I should do that....why?
Lich King: I am your father....except not really.
Anub'arak: Then I wont do it.
*Lich King mindpwns Anub'arak*
Anub'arak: OKAY OKAY. I'll do it. Just dont put naked pics of that emo fagboy Magina in my mind, gawd.
Lich King: Eh, go with Nevermore and Lion. They're drunk though. Good luck.
Anub'arak: SON OF A -

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Anub'arak: Sup Lion.
Lion: Sup *hic* Anub*hic*arak
Anub'arak: Your still drunk? It's been weeks. o_o
Lion: Yeah *hic* I *hic* guess *hic* that *hic* I got *hic* used to *hic* being drunk.
Anub'arak: Damn, that's annoying. O_O
Nevermore: Sup guys.
Anub'arak: Err, Nevermore, what's up with the bag?
Nevermore: Filled with stuff. Maps, porn, laptop with porn, porn, cash.
Anub'arak: AWESOME.

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Narrator: And so they begin they're adventure.

~~ short post lol

Wow! Funny!!! hahahaha!!! Lol! xD

Nevermore watch porn, Lion gets drunk and Sven takes steroids. Best fanfic ever.

Woot. Glad you like it.

Of course we like!!!

Epic

Chapter 2 in a few days.

LOL!

No more comments. FFUUU

where is it!!!???

Where is what?

Chapter 2? Bah. Wait for it lol

make chapter 2 ffff i need more suspense

GOGOGO DZ!! were waiting for the chapter 2. hope its spectacular

Chapter 2

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Anub'arak: Okay. Now what?
Nevermore: Porn
Lion: No don't. We're wasting time, we need to get those 12301830823190283 branches so I can get drunk again.
Anub'arak: Fcking Bastard.
Nevermore: +1

As they move towards the Sentinel, they see a beetle.

Nevermore: HOLY FCKING SHIT. This beetle's shell is so shiny.
Anub'arak: Oh God, My eyessss. Noooooooo
Lion: Wut

*beetle goes near*

Nevermore: SHIT SHIT SHIT It's going near!!!!11one

*Nevermore casts Requiem of Souls*

*someone and beetle dies*

Nevermore: WTF? Isn't this that stupid bear from the Sentinel?
Anub'arak: Forgot his name. I think it had something to do with shit.
Lion: Hmm...I think it was Ursa.
Nevermore: Congrats, your a smart-ass bitch.
Lion: *facepalm*
Anub'arak: OMFG. A SHIELD. IT'S THE AEGIS
Lion: OH CARP.

*ursa resurrects*

Lion raised his staff.

Nevermore: LOL LOOK. A SPIKE PENETRATED HIS ASSHOLE.
Anub'arak: LOL.

*ursa goes back to normal*

Ursa: Fucking son of a -

Lion raised his staff again.

Nevermore: LOL. LOOK. HE'S AN ANIMAL. AGAIN!
Anub'arak: LOLOLOLOL

*ursa goes back to normal*

Ursa: Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. BITCH.

Anub'arak waved his arms

Nevermore: LOL. LOOK. A SPIKE PENETRATED HIS ASSHOLE AGAIN.
Lion: LOLOLOLOLOL.

*ursa goes back to normal*

Ursa: Wut. Where's Anub'arak?

*hits Ursa*

Ursa: Damnit.

*dies*

Lion: I lol'd
Nevermore: Cool. I did nothing
Anub'arak: Awesome.

*moves on*

Stupid chapter. Blame no one for that.
Too lazy to write, was about to eat lunch when writing this. BLAME LUNCH.