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    My shot at a comedy fanfic. ;)

    Post by DrifterZ on Fri May 22, 2009 2:08 pm

    Here I am, trying to write a comedy fanfic (LOL).

    Anyways, prologue.

    ~~

    Furion: Gawd, I am so lazy today.
    Magina: Why is that? Fatha
    Furion: No idea, I just am.
    Magina: Weirdo.
    Furion: No you. I am your father! >:3 Now go shine my staff.
    Magina: FFFUUU- I wanna kill gnolls.
    Furion: Poke them with my staff, noob.
    Magina: Hands full, using two moon blades, hellooo? Idiot.
    Furion: STFU Slut.

    *Furion raises his staff and traps Magina in trees*

    Furion: If you blink the world tree will eat you.
    Magina: No way.

    *blinks*

    Furion: I meant blink with your eyes.
    Magina: But I'm blind.
    Furion: FU. Smart ass bitch. Go fap over the treants.
    Magina: Eh? Sure.
    Furion: *facepalm*

    Traxex: WTF are you two doing? Ghouls are breaking towers.
    Furion: And if we refuse to help?
    Magina: Ehh, aren't we kinda forced to do that? o_o
    Traxex: Towers die, Scourge get money, Scourge pwn us later. >_<
    Furion: HOLY SH- Your right! Imma go get mah staff.
    Magina: Smart ass. Your holding it.

    Furion: ....I knew that.

    *Furion teleports in the middle of ghouls*

    Furion: HOLY FU- Crap, i'm trapped.

    *raises staff and waves it over trees*

    Furion: GOGO TREANTS! FK EM.

    *treants wander off*

    Furion: SON OF A -

    *Furion gets raped by ghouls*

    Furion: CRAP. MY VIRGINITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Traxex and Magina: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    Traxex: Cool. We can watch from the base. TVs are awesome!
    Magina: I know right?

    Sven: WTF are you two doing here? Furion's virginity is being stolen! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHINGGGG??!?!?!?!?!

    Traxex: We were.
    Magina: Noob.
    Sven: What? You were? K. Imma join you!

    *the three laughs at Furion*

    Furion: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. MY VIRGINITYYYYYY

    Narrator: And thus, Furion loses *chuckles* his *laughs* VIRGINITY! *laughs like a maniac*

    *Furion walks in the base, his body surrounded with unknown liquid. (SEMEN LOLOLOLOLOL)*

    Traxex: lolwut, That was funny, I have to be honest.
    Magina: +1 on that.
    Sven: +2

    Furion: Fu- YOU. STFU ABOUT IT. ITS NOT FUNNY! *cries like a girl*

    Drow: Dude, It was about time you lost your virginity. Seriously, your like 15000 years old? Gawd, noob.

    Magina: As a matter of fact, Traxex has a point LOL.

    ~~

    Meh imma stop this crappy fanfic here for now.


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    Re: My shot at a comedy fanfic. ;)

    Post by DimPapa on Fri May 22, 2009 3:03 pm

    Hahahahahaaa.. Furion lost his virginity? You have to continoue this, makes me fell better. Smile


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    Post by The Rock on Fri May 22, 2009 3:21 pm

    u better not hoping for me to write some. if i do, it'll be rated XXX. grown man knows best.
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    Post by DimPapa on Fri May 22, 2009 3:22 pm

    Do it Rock. Its your DESTINY.


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    Post by The Rock on Fri May 22, 2009 3:28 pm

    stfu. i wont spam porn here. PM sounds good though.
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    Post by DrifterZ on Fri May 22, 2009 9:13 pm

    LOL. Go do it. Wink


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    Post by rOcKy5694 on Fri May 22, 2009 10:36 pm

    oh gawd. nice fanfic. very funneh!


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    Post by MadaRa on Fri May 22, 2009 10:46 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
    Even the narrator laughed!!! lol!


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    Post by lovedeath on Sat May 23, 2009 12:15 am

    i lol'd

    10/10
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    Post by Maginx on Sat May 23, 2009 1:30 am

    Wow!!! Lololol lol!
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    Post by SINclare21 on Sat May 23, 2009 3:54 am

    LOL!nice one DZ!!!
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    Post by DrifterZ on Sat May 23, 2009 7:54 am

    Chapter 1

    Traxex: Eh, so what now.
    Furion: FU fking undead-but-in-sentinel-slut.
    Traxex: NO YOU. 15000 year old bastard who just lost his virginity.
    Furion: Don't bring that up or imma steal your bow and burn it.
    Traxex: FU. LIKE I CARE.
    Furion: Imma steal your dildo and burn it.
    Traxex: CARP. (Carp>Crap)

    Magina: Both of you, Gawd. STFU! *facepalm*
    Sven: Yeah, what the blind-gay-elf said.
    Magina: Son of a -.. STFU, blue guy who takes steroids saying he has God's strength.
    Sven: OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? FKING STALKER.
    Magina: Crap.

    Traxex: It's carp, dumbass.

    Sven: OMG MAGINA IS A STALKER ONOZ ONOZ ONOZ. HE'S ALSO AN EMO FAGBOY BECAUSE HE LOST HIS BROTHER.
    Magina: FU Lies.

    Furion: Roit.

    *Terrorblade mysteriously appears*

    Terrorblade: OMG. YOUR BULLYING MAGINA?!?!?!

    Sven: Yup. Got a problem with that?
    Terrorblade: You should have called me. I do it best.
    Traxex: Cool.
    Furion: Awesome.

    Terrorblade: Lulz lulz look an emo fagboy crying lulz lulz.

    Furion: That wasn't funny.
    Terrorblade: You have no sense of humor.
    Traxex: No seriously it wasn't
    Sven: Kinda evil for a brother, don't you think?

    Magina: OMG, you guys are defending me? Awesomee *cries manly tears*

    Sven: STFU Emo Fagboy.
    Traxex and Furion: *laughs*

    Terrorblade: *facepalm*

    ~~

    Lich King: Anub'arak. I want you to do something for me.
    Anub'arak: What?
    Lich King: Go get me starbucks. I'll take a Grande Vanilla Frappe
    Anub'arak: No starbucks in Ashenvale.
    Lich King: Carp. Go steal my 12301830823190283 branches from the Sentinel base then.
    Anub'arak: I should do that....why?
    Lich King: I am your father....except not really.
    Anub'arak: Then I wont do it.
    *Lich King mindpwns Anub'arak*
    Anub'arak: OKAY OKAY. I'll do it. Just dont put naked pics of that emo fagboy Magina in my mind, gawd.
    Lich King: Eh, go with Nevermore and Lion. They're drunk though. Good luck.
    Anub'arak: SON OF A -

    ~~

    Anub'arak: Sup Lion.
    Lion: Sup *hic* Anub*hic*arak
    Anub'arak: Your still drunk? It's been weeks. o_o
    Lion: Yeah *hic* I *hic* guess *hic* that *hic* I got *hic* used to *hic* being drunk.
    Anub'arak: Damn, that's annoying. O_O
    Nevermore: Sup guys.
    Anub'arak: Err, Nevermore, what's up with the bag?
    Nevermore: Filled with stuff. Maps, porn, laptop with porn, porn, cash.
    Anub'arak: AWESOME.

    ~~

    Narrator: And so they begin they're adventure.

    ~~ short post lol


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    Post by Maginx on Sat May 23, 2009 8:08 am

    Wow! Funny!!! hahahaha!!! Lol! xD
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    Post by DimPapa on Sat May 23, 2009 8:32 am

    Nevermore watch porn, Lion gets drunk and Sven takes steroids. Best fanfic ever.


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    Post by DrifterZ on Sat May 23, 2009 8:48 am

    Woot. Glad you like it. Smile


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    Post by Maginx on Sat May 23, 2009 8:54 am

    Of course we like!!! Very Happy lol!
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    Post by lovedeath on Sat May 23, 2009 11:51 am

    Epic
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    Post by DrifterZ on Sat May 23, 2009 8:29 pm

    Chapter 2 in a few days.


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    Post by Wazzy on Sat May 23, 2009 10:25 pm

    LOL!
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    Post by DrifterZ on Sun May 24, 2009 9:58 pm

    No more comments. FFUUU


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    Post by Wazzy on Sun May 24, 2009 10:05 pm

    where is it!!!???
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    Post by DrifterZ on Tue May 26, 2009 5:43 pm

    Where is what?

    Chapter 2? Bah. Wait for it lol


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    Post by JUSTDONTDOIT on Fri May 29, 2009 9:45 pm

    make chapter 2 ffff i need more suspense
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    Post by rOcKy5694 on Fri May 29, 2009 11:31 pm

    GOGOGO DZ!! were waiting for the chapter 2. hope its spectacular


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    Post by DrifterZ on Sat May 30, 2009 10:15 pm

    Chapter 2

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    Anub'arak: Okay. Now what?
    Nevermore: Porn
    Lion: No don't. We're wasting time, we need to get those 12301830823190283 branches so I can get drunk again.
    Anub'arak: Fcking Bastard.
    Nevermore: +1

    As they move towards the Sentinel, they see a beetle.

    Nevermore: HOLY FCKING SHIT. This beetle's shell is so shiny.
    Anub'arak: Oh God, My eyessss. Noooooooo
    Lion: Wut

    *beetle goes near*

    Nevermore: SHIT SHIT SHIT It's going near!!!!11one

    *Nevermore casts Requiem of Souls*

    *someone and beetle dies*

    Nevermore: WTF? Isn't this that stupid bear from the Sentinel?
    Anub'arak: Forgot his name. I think it had something to do with shit.
    Lion: Hmm...I think it was Ursa.
    Nevermore: Congrats, your a smart-ass bitch.
    Lion: *facepalm*
    Anub'arak: OMFG. A SHIELD. IT'S THE AEGIS
    Lion: OH CARP.

    *ursa resurrects*

    Lion raised his staff.

    Nevermore: LOL LOOK. A SPIKE PENETRATED HIS ASSHOLE.
    Anub'arak: LOL.

    *ursa goes back to normal*

    Ursa: Fucking son of a -

    Lion raised his staff again.

    Nevermore: LOL. LOOK. HE'S AN ANIMAL. AGAIN!
    Anub'arak: LOLOLOLOL

    *ursa goes back to normal*

    Ursa: Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. BITCH.

    Anub'arak waved his arms

    Nevermore: LOL. LOOK. A SPIKE PENETRATED HIS ASSHOLE AGAIN.
    Lion: LOLOLOLOLOL.

    *ursa goes back to normal*

    Ursa: Wut. Where's Anub'arak?

    *hits Ursa*

    Ursa: Damnit.

    *dies*

    Lion: I lol'd
    Nevermore: Cool. I did nothing
    Anub'arak: Awesome.

    *moves on*

    Stupid chapter. Blame no one for that.
    Too lazy to write, was about to eat lunch when writing this. BLAME LUNCH.


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